Driving through Florida Tom and I saw a sign for Comfort Suites which, along with exit info and amenities, told us that “all suites are better”.

This begs the question “better than what?” We have a few ideas:

All suites are better… than sleeping in your car.

All suites are better…than a rock to the head.

Seriously though, better than what? Are they better than they used to be? Am I supposed to assume that all suites are better than rooms? I really don’t understand this slogan. Comfort Suites, you have failed!